i'm so sick it makes me sick

what do i get for going out last night? pink eye...are you kidding me? pink eye? This is ailment #3 now. And on top of that, while at social, my nose starts to barely bleed!? here's how it started...

Thinking that he was going to have the night off, my brother gets a call from a promoter asking him to do this new spot off Orange and Hollywood Blvd. It's called Stork. It's a nice place with some names attached to it. I can see it doing well in the future. But anyway, like any scenester hollywood hot spot, stork is a place to sit down and mingle with people. You don't really go to dance, you just go to be seen. At present, the place is like a lounge, however the rest of the club is opening soon enough. As I already said, "people don't dance no more, they just stand there like this." So, my mates and I decided to head to Social for some good times. We make an IHOP pit stop along the way because I adore pancakes. There was, by the way, the most amazing looking woman there. Soon enough we arrive at Social and walk in. Eddie Boy is tearing it up down stairs playing some house and electro. Upstairs, Kev E Kev is getting jiggy with the usual cuts -- some 80's, Hip-Hop, Top 40, etc.

After a while, all of the sudden, my nose starts to run. I wipe it then look down at my knuckle to find blood. I start walking around kinda snorting and sniffing to keep the blood in my nose and off my white v-neck (I only wear v-necks just so you know). Gee, if you saw some guy snorting and touching his nose at a club, what would you think? YAYO. Now people think I got that snow. I was grabbing my nose right in front of this couple and they wouldn't stop staring. You know they thought I was doing blow.

Luckily my nose stopped bleeding and I went home.

i don't do coke or any other drugs