cafeteria workers

i have the absolute worst relationship with the workers in the cafeteria. It's mostly just the ones downstairs. My various relationships usually turn sour when I ask one of the workers to actually do his job. It goes something like, "Hey, would you mind putting a litte more sauce?" or "Can you cook that for a little bit longer please? Okay, thank you." Seriously, how hard is it to take a simple request? It's bad enough that I pay $13+ for my meals here, how about a little attention to detail? I could see them hating me if I were a snotty little prick who didn't ask for things politely, but dude, how much nicer can I get?

you know what? fuck me, right? who am I to request that my milkshake be a little thicker than normal? Man, fuck me! i should go fuck off back to my rich parents. I'm such a cock.

to the workers in Leo J. O'Donovan Dining Hall that don't like me, and to those who refuse to take pride in their work...EAT A DICK